Random Crap Rap of Ultimate Boredom

So it's Summer Vacation and I've got nothin to do,
Just doin random shit till the shit does you,
Sittin on my couch with the laptop in front,
Not givin damns to sports like cunts,
Then just as I was lazin about the whole freakin day,
I thought of an idea to push this boredom away,
To make a sweet raps with sweet lyrics,
Spitting random words like alcoholics.

So as I sat there thinking of what to type,
To realize I've got no freakin topic to write,
Then once again I thought of a plan,
To post this cool rap on the clan,
But still, what the hell can I say,
My life not interesting, it's just gay,
And once again an idea sprung to my head,
So pay attention to what you just read,
Cuz I'm writing bout how I'm writin this rap,
Thank god I'll just end this crap.

You are gay? O.o

NKDZ wrote: My life not interesting, it's just gay,

Gay in a bad lousy say,
Not so much a homosexual way.

Cool. Summer makes you do alotta weird stuff.

This Crap that happened to be a Rap,
Who Snaps my mind like Crap,
I can't figure this out, ti'll I Nap,
Oh! What the hell I Laugh,
And I don't know why, I have to Drop,
This suppose to be Rap, that I figure out that this is almost a POEM.

oooh ooh my turn :D

(censored)the(censored)police
yeah, my huge (censored) is big
yah yeah (censored) im a boss (censored)
Put my(censored)hole in a (censored) limo (censored)
(censored) my (censored) had a nice (censored) (censored)
better than your (censored) (censored) (censored)
YO, (censored) what's good
i got 99 problems but a (censored) ain't one
ballsack yeah yeeeaaahhh (censored)(censored)(censored)(censored)

Let me uncensore what Pip said.

Eat the muffin police
yeah, my huge carrot is big
yah yeah employee im a boss chair
Put my ear hole in a pink limo bicycle
Hurray my mother had a nice cake today
better than your father's birthday cupcake
YO, Waffle's what's good
i got 99 problems but a prime number ain't one
ballsack yeah yeeeaaahhh refrigerator stool volcano ice

Pink Limo Bicycle and Volcano Ice *Epic*
I wanna see like em'.

(censored)

/uncensored

Pip, are you censoring now because of my editing?

Castle - no amount of editing, warning or reprising will even hope to attempt a scratch at changing the fact that Pipoca is, and will always be; Pipoca.

exactly.

it's annoying as hell -_-

Nevertheless Pippykins, it doesn't mean that we ain't gonna stop pestering you with the above any less either ^^

Sorry, Pip. It's just what I was told to do, it's not like I change your post completely. Just the language.