Funny Ass Phobias/diseases/Mental Problems

Arachibutyrophobia - Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth.
Hippomonstrosesquippedaliophobia - Fear of long words.
Atychiphobia- Fear of failure
Cyprinophobia - Fear of prostitutes
Defecaloesiophobia- Fear of painful bowels movements.
Dysmorphophobia- Fear of deformity.
Genuphobia- Fear of knees.
Hobophobia- Fear of bums or beggars.
Ithyphallophobia- Fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis.
Judeophobia- Fear of Jews.
Pantophobia- Fear of everything.
Phobophobia- Fear of phobias.
Rhabdophobia- Fear of being severely punished or beaten by a rod.
Virginitiphobia- Fear of rape.

And thats just a few, Feel free to post some that are funny that you think I might've missed

Subjagater-being 100% retarted

LMAO JK BRO JK
i dont have Cyprinophobia o.e

Xinwarriorophobia - Inability to keep mouth shut/Diagnosee tends to look like a dumass.

Did you not see

XinWarrior wrote:LMAO JK BRO JK

Oh, my bad.... <,..,< <333

Subjagater wrote:Xinwarriorophobia - Inability to keep mouth shut/Diagnosee tends to look like a dumass.

Rofl, win.

Ranger 50 wrote:Rofl, win.

-.-"

Soz bruvvah. It was funny tho. I think everyone has ithyphallophobia when it comes to hanging around hot chicks, doncha fink? >:D

Im around so many chicks that it takes ALOT for me to....YOU KNOW <_<
Besides if I got a boner for every random hot chick i saw my Gf would SLAUGHTER me.

Ranger 50 wrote:hanging around hot chicks

if u didnt know b4, now u know
...
why Ranger is called Pimp

Because hes a chronic masturbater? :D
Nah jk range <3

:O sub i bet u do....talking about boners.....u get one for every chich u see? lmDo

@Xin - ....Nvm, forgot theirs no Quote "Harrassing" On the forums, but get on aqw and ill tell you ^^

lmao u wanna talk to me on a virtual game? smooth

Gloriogreengordeophobia. Extremely rare phobia where a person has an irrational fear of Gloria of Greenguard. There are no cases of this condition on record.

Gloriogreengordeoalysis is a condition that causes a guy to ask Gloria of Greenguard to be their GF. Severe cases reported as many as twenty times a day.

Mustkillgloriaofgreenguardeoalysis. Is another very rare condition. Very few cases on record.

Gloria of Greenguard wrote:causes a guy to ask Gloria of Greenguard to be their GF.reported as many as twenty times a day.

LMAO u wish!

i got DIARREIA !! xD

Not to forget Dyslexia. Reading problems, eh?

It's "when somoene isn't stipud, but is ribbush at spilleng"

@ sold lmfao
@Gloria Owo....

stop talking about yourself sold,

lmao jk jk
ive seen so many movies with people with dyslexia
makes me cry D':

General Patton was dyslexic. You should see some of the original battle reports he sent home.

Castleophobia: Being afraid of up/down/left/right/triangle/circle/up/down/cheatcode enabled.

Noobleophobia: Fear of turning into Castleman29

Beingawesomeophobia: Fear of Not turning into Castleman29

Goodburgerophobia: Fear of Scary retarded black men and talking hamburgers.

Castleman29 wrote:Goodburgerophobia: Turning into a retarded black man

And that's why on the members list you got awarded most Random Person.

ummmm....you do know that a phobia is generally a fear of something and not a process in which one achieves the traits of another person yes?

Either that or becoming castleman is the worst disease mankind has to offer!