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    Funny Ass Phobias/diseases/Mental Problems

    Post by Guest on Tue Mar 29, 2011 10:44 am

    Arachibutyrophobia - Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth.
    Hippomonstrosesquippedaliophobia - Fear of long words.
    Atychiphobia- Fear of failure
    Cyprinophobia - Fear of prostitutes
    Defecaloesiophobia- Fear of painful bowels movements.
    Dysmorphophobia- Fear of deformity.
    Genuphobia- Fear of knees.
    Hobophobia- Fear of bums or beggars.
    Ithyphallophobia- Fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis.
    Judeophobia- Fear of Jews.
    Pantophobia- Fear of everything.
    Phobophobia- Fear of phobias.
    Rhabdophobia- Fear of being severely punished or beaten by a rod.
    Virginitiphobia- Fear of rape.

    And thats just a few, Feel free to post some that are funny that you think I might've missed

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    Re: Funny Ass Phobias/diseases/Mental Problems

    Post by Xin on Tue Mar 29, 2011 10:46 am

    Subjagater-being 100% retarted

    LMAO JK BRO JK
    i dont have Cyprinophobia o.e

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    Re: Funny Ass Phobias/diseases/Mental Problems

    Post by Guest on Tue Mar 29, 2011 11:05 am

    Xinwarriorophobia - Inability to keep mouth shut/Diagnosee tends to look like a dumass.

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    Re: Funny Ass Phobias/diseases/Mental Problems

    Post by Xin on Tue Mar 29, 2011 11:08 am

    Did you not see
    XinWarrior wrote:LMAO JK BRO JK

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    Re: Funny Ass Phobias/diseases/Mental Problems

    Post by Guest on Tue Mar 29, 2011 11:12 am

    Oh, my bad.... <,..,< <333

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    Re: Funny Ass Phobias/diseases/Mental Problems

    Post by Ranger 50 on Tue Mar 29, 2011 11:13 am

    Subjagater wrote:Xinwarriorophobia - Inability to keep mouth shut/Diagnosee tends to look like a dumass.


    Rofl, win.

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    Re: Funny Ass Phobias/diseases/Mental Problems

    Post by Xin on Tue Mar 29, 2011 11:16 am

    Ranger 50 wrote:Rofl, win.
    -.-"

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    Re: Funny Ass Phobias/diseases/Mental Problems

    Post by Ranger 50 on Tue Mar 29, 2011 11:19 am

    Soz bruvvah. It was funny tho. I think everyone has ithyphallophobia when it comes to hanging around hot chicks, doncha fink? >:D

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    Re: Funny Ass Phobias/diseases/Mental Problems

    Post by Guest on Tue Mar 29, 2011 11:21 am

    Im around so many chicks that it takes ALOT for me to....YOU KNOW <_<
    Besides if I got a boner for every random hot chick i saw my Gf would SLAUGHTER me.

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    Re: Funny Ass Phobias/diseases/Mental Problems

    Post by Xin on Tue Mar 29, 2011 11:22 am

    Ranger 50 wrote:hanging around hot chicks
    if u didnt know b4, now u know
    ...
    why Ranger is called Pimp

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    Re: Funny Ass Phobias/diseases/Mental Problems

    Post by Guest on Tue Mar 29, 2011 11:26 am

    Because hes a chronic masturbater? :D
    Nah jk range <3

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    Re: Funny Ass Phobias/diseases/Mental Problems

    Post by Xin on Tue Mar 29, 2011 11:40 am

    :O sub i bet u do....talking about boners.....u get one for every chich u see? lmDo

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    Re: Funny Ass Phobias/diseases/Mental Problems

    Post by Guest on Tue Mar 29, 2011 11:42 am

    @Xin - ....Nvm, forgot theirs no Quote "Harrassing" On the forums, but get on aqw and ill tell you ^^

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    Re: Funny Ass Phobias/diseases/Mental Problems

    Post by Xin on Tue Mar 29, 2011 11:47 am

    lmao u wanna talk to me on a virtual game? smooth

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    Re: Funny Ass Phobias/diseases/Mental Problems

    Post by Gloria of Greenguard on Tue Mar 29, 2011 5:14 pm

    Gloriogreengordeophobia. Extremely rare phobia where a person has an irrational fear of Gloria of Greenguard. There are no cases of this condition on record.

    Gloriogreengordeoalysis is a condition that causes a guy to ask Gloria of Greenguard to be their GF. Severe cases reported as many as twenty times a day.

    Mustkillgloriaofgreenguardeoalysis. Is another very rare condition. Very few cases on record.



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    Re: Funny Ass Phobias/diseases/Mental Problems

    Post by Xin on Tue Mar 29, 2011 5:33 pm

    Gloria of Greenguard wrote:causes a guy to ask Gloria of Greenguard to be their GF.reported as many as twenty times a day.
    LMAO u wish!

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    Re: Funny Ass Phobias/diseases/Mental Problems

    Post by pipoca77 on Wed Mar 30, 2011 3:19 am

    i got DIARREIA !! xD

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    Re: Funny Ass Phobias/diseases/Mental Problems

    Post by Sold Out on Wed Mar 30, 2011 4:30 am

    Not to forget Dyslexia. Reading problems, eh?

    It's "when somoene isn't stipud, but is ribbush at spilleng"


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    Re: Funny Ass Phobias/diseases/Mental Problems

    Post by Guest on Wed Mar 30, 2011 8:18 am

    @ sold lmfao
    @Gloria Owo....

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    Re: Funny Ass Phobias/diseases/Mental Problems

    Post by Xin on Wed Mar 30, 2011 8:19 am

    stop talking about yourself sold,

    lmao jk jk
    ive seen so many movies with people with dyslexia
    makes me cry D':

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    Re: Funny Ass Phobias/diseases/Mental Problems

    Post by Gloria of Greenguard on Wed Mar 30, 2011 12:00 pm

    General Patton was dyslexic. You should see some of the original battle reports he sent home.


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    Re: Funny Ass Phobias/diseases/Mental Problems

    Post by Castle on Thu Mar 31, 2011 6:20 am

    Castleophobia: Being afraid of up/down/left/right/triangle/circle/up/down/cheatcode enabled.

    Noobleophobia: Fear of turning into Castleman29

    Beingawesomeophobia: Fear of Not turning into Castleman29

    Goodburgerophobia: Fear of Scary retarded black men and talking hamburgers.


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    Re: Funny Ass Phobias/diseases/Mental Problems

    Post by Xin on Thu Mar 31, 2011 5:18 pm

    Castleman29 wrote:Goodburgerophobia: Turning into a retarded black man

    And that's why on the members list you got awarded most Random Person.

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    Re: Funny Ass Phobias/diseases/Mental Problems

    Post by Gloria of Greenguard on Thu Mar 31, 2011 7:52 pm

    ummmm....you do know that a phobia is generally a fear of something and not a process in which one achieves the traits of another person yes?


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    8888th post? Daaam did anyone get it? Crap I missed it D:<
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    Re: Funny Ass Phobias/diseases/Mental Problems

    Post by Sold Out on Fri Apr 01, 2011 2:33 am

    Either that or becoming castleman is the worst disease mankind has to offer!


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