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    Funny Ass Phobias/diseases/Mental Problems

    Post by Guest on Tue Mar 29, 2011 11:44 pm

    Arachibutyrophobia - Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth.
    Hippomonstrosesquippedaliophobia - Fear of long words.
    Atychiphobia- Fear of failure
    Cyprinophobia - Fear of prostitutes
    Defecaloesiophobia- Fear of painful bowels movements.
    Dysmorphophobia- Fear of deformity.
    Genuphobia- Fear of knees.
    Hobophobia- Fear of bums or beggars.
    Ithyphallophobia- Fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis.
    Judeophobia- Fear of Jews.
    Pantophobia- Fear of everything.
    Phobophobia- Fear of phobias.
    Rhabdophobia- Fear of being severely punished or beaten by a rod.
    Virginitiphobia- Fear of rape.

    And thats just a few, Feel free to post some that are funny that you think I might've missed

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    Re: Funny Ass Phobias/diseases/Mental Problems

    Post by Xin on Tue Mar 29, 2011 11:46 pm

    Subjagater-being 100% retarted

    LMAO JK BRO JK
    i dont have Cyprinophobia o.e

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    Re: Funny Ass Phobias/diseases/Mental Problems

    Post by Guest on Wed Mar 30, 2011 12:05 am

    Xinwarriorophobia - Inability to keep mouth shut/Diagnosee tends to look like a dumass.

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    Re: Funny Ass Phobias/diseases/Mental Problems

    Post by Xin on Wed Mar 30, 2011 12:08 am

    Did you not see
    XinWarrior wrote:LMAO JK BRO JK

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    Re: Funny Ass Phobias/diseases/Mental Problems

    Post by Guest on Wed Mar 30, 2011 12:12 am

    Oh, my bad.... <,..,< <333

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    Re: Funny Ass Phobias/diseases/Mental Problems

    Post by Ranger 50 on Wed Mar 30, 2011 12:13 am

    Subjagater wrote:Xinwarriorophobia - Inability to keep mouth shut/Diagnosee tends to look like a dumass.


    Rofl, win.

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    Re: Funny Ass Phobias/diseases/Mental Problems

    Post by Xin on Wed Mar 30, 2011 12:16 am

    Ranger 50 wrote:Rofl, win.
    -.-"

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    Re: Funny Ass Phobias/diseases/Mental Problems

    Post by Ranger 50 on Wed Mar 30, 2011 12:19 am

    Soz bruvvah. It was funny tho. I think everyone has ithyphallophobia when it comes to hanging around hot chicks, doncha fink? >:D

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    Re: Funny Ass Phobias/diseases/Mental Problems

    Post by Guest on Wed Mar 30, 2011 12:21 am

    Im around so many chicks that it takes ALOT for me to....YOU KNOW <_<
    Besides if I got a boner for every random hot chick i saw my Gf would SLAUGHTER me.

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    Re: Funny Ass Phobias/diseases/Mental Problems

    Post by Xin on Wed Mar 30, 2011 12:22 am

    Ranger 50 wrote:hanging around hot chicks
    if u didnt know b4, now u know
    ...
    why Ranger is called Pimp

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    Re: Funny Ass Phobias/diseases/Mental Problems

    Post by Guest on Wed Mar 30, 2011 12:26 am

    Because hes a chronic masturbater? :D
    Nah jk range <3

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    Re: Funny Ass Phobias/diseases/Mental Problems

    Post by Xin on Wed Mar 30, 2011 12:40 am

    :O sub i bet u do....talking about boners.....u get one for every chich u see? lmDo

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    Re: Funny Ass Phobias/diseases/Mental Problems

    Post by Guest on Wed Mar 30, 2011 12:42 am

    @Xin - ....Nvm, forgot theirs no Quote "Harrassing" On the forums, but get on aqw and ill tell you ^^

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    Re: Funny Ass Phobias/diseases/Mental Problems

    Post by Xin on Wed Mar 30, 2011 12:47 am

    lmao u wanna talk to me on a virtual game? smooth

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    Re: Funny Ass Phobias/diseases/Mental Problems

    Post by Gloria of Greenguard on Wed Mar 30, 2011 6:14 am

    Gloriogreengordeophobia. Extremely rare phobia where a person has an irrational fear of Gloria of Greenguard. There are no cases of this condition on record.

    Gloriogreengordeoalysis is a condition that causes a guy to ask Gloria of Greenguard to be their GF. Severe cases reported as many as twenty times a day.

    Mustkillgloriaofgreenguardeoalysis. Is another very rare condition. Very few cases on record.



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