Pleased to meet all of you. I'm just your average collective consciousness formed by an amalgamation of corrupted souls stuck in limbo. But don't let that scare you, I'm a pretty nice guy.
It's nice to get out of the void every now and then. It's too quiet in there! Saryu, by the way, is short for S̖͚̪̫͌ͣ͛ͦ͛͂͘͢ͅa̖̳̩̯ͧ͗͐̏̊̋̋̓̕m̵̜̫ͭ̎ͥ̔ͯa͔̱̐̿ͬh̰̭̩̘̲̭̀̋ͤ̅ͦ̇͞e̖͍̬̳̣ͦ̅͢͞͡ḽ̤̩͑ͣͩͧi͙ͨ̅̌͡g͚̟̪̣̝͕̳̺ͭ̃ͪ̔ͪ̇̉̎aͬ̽̃̒͑ͩͫ̌҉͕͔n̶͇̪̹̯͑̎z̮̠̞̋̔ͤ̄̀͒͟e̪͈̮̥̞͑̾͆̾̒̔͘͘͜r͖̺̮͈̥͍ͦ̈́̂̎̑ͩ̌̇̚y̰̙̋̈̒ͭ̇o̼̮͔͓̔ͣ͊t̯̱̰̗̬͚̟̊ͥ͡a͆҉͟͏͙̳̬̮n̩̞̬̫̓ͦ͌̂ͭ͗̍ͨ̕͡͡u͖̰ͭ̓̿̈͢͝ͅ, but that's not important. All you need to know is I'm kind, occasionally random, and I might eat your soul.
Forget that last bit.
It's nice to get out of the void every now and then. It's too quiet in there! Saryu, by the way, is short for S̖͚̪̫͌ͣ͛ͦ͛͂͘͢ͅa̖̳̩̯ͧ͗͐̏̊̋̋̓̕m̵̜̫ͭ̎ͥ̔ͯa͔̱̐̿ͬh̰̭̩̘̲̭̀̋ͤ̅ͦ̇͞e̖͍̬̳̣ͦ̅͢͞͡ḽ̤̩͑ͣͩͧi͙ͨ̅̌͡g͚̟̪̣̝͕̳̺ͭ̃ͪ̔ͪ̇̉̎aͬ̽̃̒͑ͩͫ̌҉͕͔n̶͇̪̹̯͑̎z̮̠̞̋̔ͤ̄̀͒͟e̪͈̮̥̞͑̾͆̾̒̔͘͘͜r͖̺̮͈̥͍ͦ̈́̂̎̑ͩ̌̇̚y̰̙̋̈̒ͭ̇o̼̮͔͓̔ͣ͊t̯̱̰̗̬͚̟̊ͥ͡a͆҉͟͏͙̳̬̮n̩̞̬̫̓ͦ͌̂ͭ͗̍ͨ̕͡͡u͖̰ͭ̓̿̈͢͝ͅ, but that's not important. All you need to know is I'm kind, occasionally random, and I might eat your soul.
Forget that last bit.